Sith Faction of Vatican Hires Journalist for PR Makeover

Well, after a string of corruption leaks, a butler “betraying” the pontiff, money laundering accusations and allegations of actively working with deadly mafia gangsters, the Pope and the Sith faction of his Vatican decided to turn to their solution of last resort – a Fox News journalist. Huh, what?

Greg Burke will uphold the rule of Sith for all proud practitioners of the Dark Side of the force – apparently he’s a member of Opus Dei, who author Dan Brown describes in The Da Vinci Code” as a “secretive, powerful and murderous sect whose members whip themselves bloody.” In other words, Greg Burke may also be a Ratzinger approved Sith Archbishop.

Burke will leave his station as correspondent for Europe and the Middle East to assume the post of senior communications adviser to the Secretariat of State of the Vatican.

“You’re shaping the message, you’re molding the message, and you’re trying to make sure everyone remains on-message. And that’s tough,” Burke said. “I’m a bit nervous but very excited,” he added.

Story is HERE.

For some reason, this news clip reminds me of the movie, “Spaceballs.”

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