The Rockefellers and Rothschilds are literally merging, as Rothschild Investment Trust and Rockefeller Financial Services have merged into Failureator . . . er, Devastator, er, into some new entity yet to be named. Maybe they can call it something ominous, like “the old guys that smell like formaldehyde and who are now broke because they have to merge, so instead of funding wars they now fund fixed semi pro wrestling matches to start a new global ponzi scheme”. Nah, too long.

I wish this new alliance of really er, old alliances ends up working out, since the current one is doing fine. Maybe they need a co signer on a loan now that their bank money is becoming more like monopoly money. Maybe Jay Rockefeller wants to buy a tissue factory so he’ll have an unlimited supply to cry with as he plays the harmonica in prison. Who knows?

Story is HERE. The original source article is from FT, which requires registration.

If you’ve run the money system in your section of the pond for quite some time, the last thing you want to do is consolidate with your fellow “masters of the universe” (haha, I think a plastic figurine He-Man has more on them, but they like this bizarre titular shit) and try to get to work together. In other words, the crooks are getting desperate and broke and are willing to team up officially to try to get one last good scare out of you, or maybe cause some sort of uprising so we’ll cry out for a savior for the 400th time.

Or they’re full of fail. Yeah, that works.