Isakin Jonsson, a 33-year-old cannibal has asked for his humble permission to wed Michelle Gustafsson, 10 years his junior and a human vampire.

Apparently these people are serious business – Jonsson killed his girlfriend and mother of five Helle Christensen by cutting her head off, eating parts of her and boasting about it on the internet. Gustaffson, a vampire after his own cannibal heart, stabbed a man to death and drank his blood.

They met as psychiatric bureaucrats can only make such magical things possible: they were fellow inmates at the Karsuddens psychiatric facility.

He asked her to be his girlfriend via the internet – MSN messenger service.

“I love Michelle. Have never met anyone like her. I want to live a non-criminal life.”

Story is HERE. Another degenerate piece inspired by an albino viking.